All Good Things: BBC Arabic Takes a Hit

Last week, I learned that earlier this year, the BBC World Service discontinued broadcasts in ten foreign languages. Among these was the BBC's Arabic Service, which had been broadcasting to the Arab world for more than eighty-five years. For me, this marks not only the end of one of the more consistent and reliable Arabic audio streams, but also the end of the BBC Xtra podcast.

al Jazeera: BBC Arabic radio goes off air after 85 years

Middle East Economy: Hundreds of jobs lost following BBC Arabic radio transmisson stoppage

Arab News: End of an Era: BBC Arabic Radio goes off air after 85 years

Zawya: BBC's Arabic radio service bids farewell to the world after 85 years of broadcasting

Daily Mail: BBC World Service is to cut 382 jobs and will AXE Arabic and Persian radio stations under plan to make more of its broadcasts 'digital only'

For the uninitiated, there are actually two BBC entities that sort of coexist like conjoined twins in the same ecosystem. The domestic British Broadcasting Corporation, often affectionately referred to as "Auntie Beeb," provides domestic programming to the British audience (though some of those program(me)s are subsequently proliferated to other countries on outlets such as BBC America). "Auntie Beeb" is funded by the infamous licensing fee, by which any Brit who owns a television (and maybe a radio?) pays a fee for it, which goes to support the BBC, public broadcasting style. The other twin is funded by the British Foreign Office, and focuses on the production of content aimed at informing and engaging an international audience.

The Arabic service celebrated its eightieth anniversary in 2018, and the History Extra podcast - a production of the BBC domestic service's BBC History magazine - used the occasion to interview one of the BBC's executives, Wissam El Sayegh. Five years later, and even under these unfortunate circumstances, it's still worth the listen.

I experienced the BBC's Arabic Service in three contexts. The first was in either late 2007 or early 2008, when I discovered the BBC Xtra podcast. That was not too terribly long after its 2005 debut. It's since jumped around a bit, but you can catch the last few episodes here, at least for a limited time. I retain a cache of dozens of episodes of Xtra from the period ranging from around 2007 to around 2013, and a handful of later episodes. I had started studying Arabic in mid-2005, with very few resources easily available to me, and Xtra was great because it's consistent format helped me to learn words and build an understanding based on what I knew was going on. I paired Xtra listening sessions with lessons from ArabicPod.

The second incarnation, which I would have experienced intermittently starting around the same time, was the live Internet stream of the BBC's actual Arabic Service, which would broadcast the Xtra programs, but also offered other programs and live news coverage. Same idea: listen, identify different segments, and learn words and phrases. The live stream was the Internet-accessible version of the BBC's aforementioned long standing Arabic radio service, which broadcast across the Arab world. During my own stint living in Kuwait, when I drove alone, I'd regularly tune the actual, bona fide radio program in on 90.1 FM - though if I'm being honest, I was usually more likely to tune in the BBC World Service's English programs on 100.1 FM.

I had noticed a couple of months ago that my previously successful efforts to access the BBC Arabic Service via the Radio Garden app had begun to fail. As stations occasionally disappear and reappear, I didn't pay it much mind, but then I decided to do some Googling, and discovered the sad news: that not only had the BBC shut its Arabic service down, I'd missed the whole thing. I managed to download the crew's farewell special. Even though my Arabic was never strong, and has deteriorated significantly since I left Kuwait more than a decade ago, I was able to get the gist of the various conversations. It was a bittersweet listen.

The BBC's official position is that this was a difficult decision to make, that it was driven by the restrictive budgetary environment in the United Kingdom following Brexit, and that their goal is to focus on digital content. So, maybe there's room to hope that some incarnation of the BBC's Arabic radio content may return at some point. In the meantime, I'll pat myself on the back for saving as many episodes as I did, and continue to enjoy those episodes when I resume my Arabic studies... Soon, hopefully.

Self Control and My Big Mouth

"All kinds of animals, birds, reptiles and sea creatures are being tamed and have been tamed by mankind, but no human being can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison."
- James 3:7-8

At some point when I was in college, I stopped into the parking lot of my high school to get my car washed by one of the teams of female athletes, who were running a fundraiser. I ended up briefly meeting their coach, who may have also been a teacher, and found out that she was engaged to a guy I went to high school with. The conversation somehow produced the key data point that she was engaged to a guy I'd gone to high school with, and I said something to the effect of "Wow, that's too bad, because that guy is a jerk." She politely expressed her dissent, and that was the end of it. We never ran across one another again.

In high school, I was voted "Most Outspoken" in my graduating class. One of my student newspaper advisors gave me an end-of-year award for "always being willing to share his insights on the world"; and my AP English teacher gave me an award that translated to "Most Self-Righteous," though that was at least partially in jest, because he also gave me an award at the same end-of-year event that said "Most Likely to Pose for a Nerd Poster." The obvious take-away is that those who knew the high school incarnation of me thought that I talked too much, and also that what I said rendered me somewhat unpleasant to be around.

I like to think I've gotten better of the years. I look back at many situations in my life, think to myself that I should have kept my mouth shut, and I try to let those regrets inform my behavior. I make an effort to listen more, and to talk less. My tone and many of my positions have moderated over the years. In some cases, I've been known to de-escalate or mediate situations, rather than escalating them. I like to think that there's almost nobody on the planet that I wouldn't buy at least one beer for, and willingly sit for ten or fifteen minutes of discussion, unpleasant though it might be.

I don't know what made me remember speaking to that coach at that car wash on this bright, beautiful June morning - wait, yes I do, I saw a photo of a woman who reminded me of a friend whom the guy in question once bragged about having taken advantage of while she was drunk, in earshot of multiple people. Anyway, as I reflect on it, it's one of the few examples of me opening my big, stupid mouth that I don't regret. That guy was a jerk, and I was right to say so.

Operation Alchemy, Dispatch #1: Metaphors for Being Too Busy

When I was a freshman in high school, Switchfoot released their debut album, The Legend of Chin. One of the strongest tracks on a truly classic album was Life and Love and Why, which featured one line in particular that's always stuck with me: "Give me a reason for life and for death, and a reason for drowning while I hold my breath." At the moment, I find myself reflecting on that line, and a litany of others. I feel "buried alive." I feel like I'm "trying to boil the ocean." In the opening pages of J.R.R. Tolkien's epic trilogy, the author has Bilbo saying, "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread."

I suspect that it's a feeling that most people can identify with: trying to accomplish things beyond one's capacity.

By the way, dear reader, that is a dram of twelve-year-old Highland Park single malt Scotch whisky. It's a fine facilitator of evening reflection.

Shortly before I turned forty, and additionally since then, I've been working on a sort of five-to-ten-year plan called "Operation Alchemy": the creation of something greater than its constituent components. A full accounting of all of the various components is another topic for another day, but the concept basically boiled down to this: assuming for the sake of arguments that (1) forty marks the halfway point between my birth and my death, and (2) my life hasn't played out the way that I had originally expected, and (3) I want to feel as if I've accomplished something when the end comes, (4) I'd better start planning for what I want to accomplish, and how to ensure that I actually accomplish it.

Honestly, even just planning this whole thing has taken forever. I'd say that I'm really still just in the initial phase. Even just moving from planning to execution requires me to finish up some projects and get myself organized. That's involved things like going through basically all of the documents and paper detritus that I'd accumulated over the last twenty years - actually, probably more like twenty-five - and either sorting it, or boxing it up for shredding. It's involved organizing and consolidating my digital files, and eliminating redundancies, so that my digital porfolio is easier to access and use. It's required me to consolidate my belongings and organize the work area that I've tried to establish in my garage. In early 2022, I finally obtained my Physical Security Professional certification. These are just a few examples. There are plenty more.

A lot of this was difficult between mid-2014 and mid-2017, when I was living on the East Coast and only had a small subset of my personal belongings with me. Of course, I look back to the period from 2007 to 2010, when I could have done some of that sorting, and didn't; and other, shorter periods in 2012 and 2014, when I had the time and apparently didn't have the foresight to utilize it. A lengthy global pandemic that largely confined me to my home was, on paper, a great time to work on all of that, except that we semi-unexpectedly brought home a specimen of one of the more notoriously demanding dog breeds, just as we were beginning to hear rumblings of something out of the ordinary happening in China. (When we initially contacted the breeder, we expected to land on a waiting list for a few months, but they'd just welcomed a litter, and the sole puppy that wasn't spoken for was exactly what my wife had expressed her preference for. That's not an expression of regret, just an acknowledgement that life played out differently than we'd expected.) And I have to say, the amount of time that just being married requires ended up really catching me by surprise! Again, not a regret, just an observation of how much time I had as a bachelor. The amount of time I wasted in my twenties and early thirties is simply unconscionable.

So, being deliberate about the planning and allocation of my time has been important. Being disciplined about sticking to those plans has been an additional challenge, and some of the preparatory tasks feel so critical to the overall plan that it feels sort of pointless to even start executing that plan until they're complete. Can I really start doing new research, or continuing old research, before I have a functioning webpage and archive online? Does it make any sense to try adjusting my diet and exercising without developing concrete plans for both? Some projects are big, some are small, some are planning, some are productive. Overall, though, there's a lot to be done.

A lot of this pre-work could get sorted if I had a solid week of just doing these projects. And, honestly, Tango has reached the point in his life at which he's vastly easier to manage than he was during the pandemic. I'm even getting plenty of encouragement from my boss to, y'know, take that time, because I'm maxed out on the leave that I can accrue. Unfortunately, as I've slowly reclaimed productive bandwidth over the last several months, a great deal of that bandwidth has, quite reasonably, been consumed by work. On the plus side, I'm feeling more engaged and ambitious about my day job than I have in a long time. Conversely, I'm constantly buried in work tasks, which acts not only as a deterrent to taking the time off that I'd like to be using for those projects, but also as an energy sink that prevents me from making productive use of my evenings and weekends. In that regard, there appears to be no end in sight.

Of course, all of this falls quite squarely into the "First World Problems" category, and I make a point of keeping in mind that I should be (and actually am) grateful for the situation in which I find myself. There's also virtue in being patient; after all, if I can pace myself, I can accomplish both the work tasks, and the personal/work-adjacent tasks. That doesn't stop any of it from being frustrating. It doesn't stop me from feeling like "butter scraped over too much bread," or as if I'm buried alive, or as if I'm drowning while desperately holding breath.

More on Operation Alchemy to come.

Salvaging the Wreckage of Disney's Galactic Starcruiser

I should really post to this blog more often.

Okay, so, based upon recent news, I had an idea that I figured I'd share. In mid-May, Disney announced that the company would be closing its Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser hotel. One Disney Imagineer speculated that the hotel cost around $350 million to build. Unfortunately, the facility reportedly required a two night minimum stay at a price of $1,200 per day, which limited the number of potential guests who were both willing and able to pay for the experience.

As a kid, I was always more of a Star Trek fan, though I enjoyed Star Wars as well. Like many folks in my age bracket, I enjoyed RedLetterMedia's infamous Plinkett Reviews of the prequel trilogy at least as much as I enjoyed the films themselves. I got increasingly frustrated that the folks running both franchises - as fate would have it, in both cases, that was J.J. Abrams on an intermittent basis - and sort of withdrew. I felt vindicated in 2019, when the sequel trilogy that I'd refused to watch got positively roasted. That followed the late 2016 release of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, which I saw with my nephews, only to watch the aforementioned crew from RedLetterMedia enunciate all of the regrets that I'd had for the film.


Since then, I've avoided all of the Disney+ content: The Mandalorian, The Book of Boba Fett, Kenobi, Andor, and whatever else they've churned out. So, when the announcement about the Galactic Starcruiser hotel popped up in the news, I wasn't surprised.

Then, a few weeks later, I saw the advertisement for the Disney Cruise Line's newest ship, Disney Wish, and an idea for making lemonade from lemons struck me: everything that didn't work about the Galactic Starcruiser hotel would be a feature aboard a fully Star Wars-themed cruise ship.

Okay, hear me out.

People didn't care to pay $1,200 a night for standard room, or $5,000 for a so-called "luxury suite" that was smaller than the average college dorm room. But, aboard a cruise ship? All of the cabins aboard a cruise ship are small, even the so-called luxury suites. So, that problem is solved.

A substantial portion of the Galactic Starcruiser cost clearly goes toward maintaining an immersive experience. That immersive experience is a natural feature of a cruise.

Cruises go on port calls. A "Galactic Starcruiser cruise" could include "re-fueling stops" at which passengers could disembark. These might be Star Wars-themed, or just regular port calls. A portion of Disney's private island, Castaway Cay could be rigged with either permanent, or quickly deployable, Star Wars decorations.

In Star Wars lore, the Mon Calamari cruisers were passenger liners. It would be so simple to work out some kind of Mon Calamari theme, maybe with enemy infiltrators or some sort of quest... All I'm saying is that there are options for a fun, interactive, immersive storyline that would make sense.

Everyone's heard of Celebrity Cruises, right? The Star Trek franchise has proved the concept. It would be simple to do something similar for Star Wars, either by having the actors themselves make appearances, or by incorporating their characters into the storylines. Maybe an aging Lando Calrissian has booked passage aboard the ship, and he's teaching sabacc in one of the ship's lounges, or Wedge Antilles is opening up a flight school and due to disembark at one of the ports. The possibilities, like the ranks of actors who have appeared in one incarnation of Star Wars or another, are endless.

As the franchise continues to churn out new properties, the ship could do themed sailings. For example, if Disney had rolled this out in 2016, a special season of the Rogue One cruise could have been built around specific aspects of that film.

At present, the Galactic Starcruiser hotel is scheduled to continue operating until September. Given the amount of money that Disney has already spent on outfitting the hotel, most of that infrastructure could be fairly easily retrofitted to an existing Disney cruise liner, or possibly to a small- or medium-sized vessel. Of the ships in Disney's cruise liner fleet, only Disney Wish ranks as one of the world's largest cruise ships. In 1994 and 1999, I took two family cruises aboard Royal Caribbean's Viking Serenade. Long since scrapped, Viking Serenade - which weighed in at 26,747 gross tons, literally one tenth the size of that Royal Caribbean's current 236,857 ton behemoth, Wonder of the Seas - would probably be a better fit for the niche audience of Star Wars.

As they say in baseball, "Put me in, coach! I'm ready to play!"

ENDURANCE22 on Dan Snow's History Hit

One aspect of modern history that I'd like to familiarize myself with in the coming years is the modern exploration of the world, and particularly the Arctic and Antarctic. In the Arctic, that means the ill-fated voyages of HMS Erebus and HMS Terror, Sir John Franklin's ships that vanished with all hands, only to be rediscovered in 2014 and 2016, respectively. In the Antarctic, that means the Heroic Age of Antarctic Exploration, defined by the expeditions of Robert Falcon Scott, Ernest Schackleton, and Roald Amundsen. Folk who watch the news may be aware that in early 2022, an expedition organized by the Falklands Maritime Heritage Trust was able to discover the remains of Endurance, Shackleton's ship from the ill-fated Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition, at the bottom of the Weddell Sea.

Among the "crew" aboard the ship was Dan Snow, host of Dan Snow's History Hit, a podcast that I've begun listening to in recent months due in part to some of the work he's done to publicize the centary of the Great War. Since I've enjoyed his podcasts on the subject, I figured I'd consolidate the links and share them. Enjoy.

ENDURANCE22: The Search for Shackleton's Shipwreck - New Season Coming to Dan Snow's History Hit!! Wed, 26 Jan 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: Dan Sets Sail for Antarctica! Fri, 04 Feb 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: A Story of Antarctic Survival Part 1 Mon, 07 Feb 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: A Story of Antarctic Survival Part 2 Tue, 08 Feb 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: A Story of Antarctic Survival Part 3 Wed, 09 Feb 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: The Man Who Filmed the Expedition Thu, 10 Feb 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: Dan's Diary #01 Fri, 11 Feb 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: Dan's Diary #02 Mon, 14 Feb 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: Arrival in Antarctica Wed, 16 Feb 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: Dan's Diary #03 Thu, 17 Feb 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: Searching for the Shipwreck Tue, 22 Feb 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: Dan's Diary #04 Tue, 22 Feb 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: Onto the Ice Wed, 02 Mar 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: Discovery! The Behind The Scenes Story Wed, 09 Mar 2022 (Podcast)

ENDURANCE22: Questions & Reflections Fri, 18 Mar 2022 (Podcast)

Sergeant of the Guard

Christmas is behind us, and I wanted to share something that I procured for my wife, Lady Jaye. A few months ago, our friends lost their elderly chocolate labrador, so I farmed their Facebook albums and ordered them a portrait through Crown and Paw. Crown and Paw is one of a number of vendors that will photoshop your pet's head on to an old timey painting. Some services are a bit more comical than others - for example, Crown and Paw offers "The Rebel," and even uses a Weimaraner as their model for that particular selection. (Anyone who's familiar with Weims knows that they're not rebellious - you're rebellious should you choose to defy them!)

I wanted to get one of Tango, and I wanted him wearing a classic military uniform. I had narrowed it down to a couple of options, both of them from another company called Noble Pawtrait: The Soldier, or The Sergeant. I ended up settling on The Sergeant, and I actually ended up getting Lady Jaye's help to get Tango posed for just the right photo. I'm really thrilled with how it turned out. Per my Facebook post:

"Cadet Corporal Tango Macallan von Weimaraner, Sergeant-at-Arms of the Household Guard"

One of the things that I liked about Noble Pawtrait that I didn't get from Crown and Paw was a preview image, and the ability to request edits. I didn't end up requesting any changes, but getting a proof so that I'd know that it was perfect was really awesome.

I'm not sure that Lady Jaye was as thrilled with her gift as I was, but we'll find a place for it... And maybe follow it with me as The Admiral and Lady Jaye as The Countess?

Achtung Baby - Thirtieth Anniversary

Thursday marks the thirtieth anniversary of the release of U2's 1991 album, Achtung Baby. There's no other album that I can point to and say, in all honesty, "That album changed my life."

I probably bought my copy of Achtung Baby in late 1999 or 2000, as either a senior in high school or an undergraduate. I enjoyed it, because the album included several timeless songs that I'd been hearing on the radio for years - notably One and Mysterious Ways. I'd undergone a sort of radical religious conversion a few years earlier, and contemporary Christian music having more or less bottomed out late in my high school years, I was looking for something to fill that artistic void in my spiritual life. I received the Elevation 2001: U2 Live from Boston DVD for Christmas of 2001, and this opened my eyes to the deeper meanings of the songs not only on Achtung Baby, but throughout U2's lengthy catalog. Until the End of the World was a love letter from Judas to Jesus? Mysterious Ways was about the Holy Spirit? The real clincher for me was the sheer depth of The Fly, blending C.S. Lewis' The Screwtape Letters, Sympathy for the Devil by the Rolling Stones, William Golding's Lord of the Flies, and a touch of Dante's Divine Comedy?

What else didn't I know about the world?

In the short term, this discovery of the depth of meaning that I'd been missing not only in U2's work, but potentially in other works of art, blew my mind in a way that I suspect many people only experience by way of experimenting with hallucinogens. I didn't need any controlled substances - just listening to Achtung Baby became a trip for me. Without making the decision for me, these revelations nudged a decision that would impact the course of the rest of my life. In the longer term, Achtung Baby, and particularly The Fly, reoriented the way that I thought about the world: understand your adversary, and that adversary loses their power. Among other influences, The Fly played a huge role in me learning to understand, and then embracing, people and cultures that I'd have previously considered to be my enemy. For me, it was that transformational.

My life took a major turn in 2005, when I graduated from college, spent a year looking for a real job, and struck out with a series of romantic interests. Meanwhile, The Fly's traditional performances from the ZooTV era ev-olv- ed.

The band has been performing those twelve songs since 1991, to include their epic multi-year world tour that kicked off in February of 1991 in Lakeland, Florida, and ended in December of 1993 in Tokyo. Below are my favorite versions of these twelve songs.

Zoo Station - Sydney, 1993

Even Better Than The Real Thing - Sydney, 1993

One - Sydney, 1993

Until The End Of The World - official video

Who’s Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses - Album version

So Cruel - Album version

The Fly - Boston, 2001

The Fly - Honorable Mention, Chicago 2005

Mysterious Ways - Sydney, 1993

Mysterious Ways - Honorable Mention, Chicago 2005

Tryin’ To Throw Your Arms Around the World - album version

Ultra Violet (Light My Way) - album version

Acrobat - Sydney, 1993

Love Is Blindness - Sydney, 1993

Thirty years. Amazing. Lots to reflect on. Maybe, one of these days, I'll post about my experiences with The Joshua Tree and the season of my life spent in the Mojave Desert.