Wednesday, 29 December 2021

Sergeant of the Guard

Christmas is behind us, and I wanted to share something that I procured for my wife, Lady Jaye. A few months ago, our friends lost their elderly chocolate labrador, so I farmed their Facebook albums and ordered them a portrait through Crown and Paw. Crown and Paw is one of a number of vendors that will photoshop your pet's head on to an old timey painting. Some services are a bit more comical than others - for example, Crown and Paw offers "The Rebel," and even uses a Weimaraner as their model for that particular selection. (Anyone who's familiar with Weims knows that they're not rebellious - you're rebellious should you choose to defy them!)

I wanted to get one of Tango, and I wanted him wearing a classic military uniform. I had narrowed it down to a couple of options, both of them from another company called Noble Pawtrait: The Soldier, or The Sergeant. I ended up settling on The Sergeant, and I actually ended up getting Lady Jaye's help to get Tango posed for just the right photo. I'm really thrilled with how it turned out. Per my Facebook post:

"Cadet Corporal Tango Macallan von Weimaraner, Sergeant-at-Arms of the Household Guard"
One of the things that I liked about Noble Pawtrait that I didn't get from Crown and Paw was a preview image, and the ability to request edits. I didn't end up requesting any changes, but getting a proof so that I'd know that it was perfect was really awesome.

I'm not sure that Lady Jaye was as thrilled with her gift as I was, but we'll find a place for it... And maybe follow it with me as The Admiral and Lady Jaye as The Countess?

Monday, 15 November 2021

Achtung Baby - Thirtieth Anniversary

Thursday marks the thirtieth anniversary of the release of U2's 1991 album, Achtung Baby. There's no other album that I can point to and say, in all honesty, "That album changed my life."

I probably bought my copy of Achtung Baby in late 1999 or 2000, as either a senior in high school or an undergraduate. I enjoyed it, because the album included several timeless songs that I'd been hearing on the radio for years - notably One and Mysterious Ways. I'd undergone a sort of radical religious conversion a few years earlier, and contemporary Christian music having more or less bottomed out late in my high school years, I was looking for something to fill that artistic void in my spiritual life. I received the Elevation 2001: U2 Live from Boston DVD for Christmas of 2001, and this opened my eyes to the deeper meanings of the songs not only on Achtung Baby, but throughout U2's lengthy catalog. Until the End of the World was a love letter from Judas to Jesus? Mysterious Ways was about the Holy Spirit? The real clincher for me was the sheer depth of The Fly, blending C.S. Lewis' The Screwtape Letters, Sympathy for the Devil by the Rolling Stones, William Golding's Lord of the Flies, and a touch of Dante's Divine Comedy?

What else didn't I know about the world?

In the short term, this discovery of the depth of meaning that I'd been missing not only in U2's work, but potentially in other works of art, blew my mind in a way that I suspect many people only experience by way of experimenting with hallucinogens. I didn't need any controlled substances - just listening to Achtung Baby became a trip for me. Without making the decision for me, these revelations nudged a decision that would impact the course of the rest of my life. In the longer term, Achtung Baby, and particularly The Fly, reoriented the way that I thought about the world: understand your adversary, and that adversary loses their power. Among other influences, The Fly played a huge role in me learning to understand, and then embracing, people and cultures that I'd have previously considered to be my enemy. For me, it was that transformational.

My life took a major turn in 2005, when I graduated from college, spent a year looking for a real job, and struck out with a series of romantic interests. Meanwhile, The Fly's traditional performances from the ZooTV era ev-olv- ed.

The band has been performing those twelve songs since 1991, to include their epic multi-year world tour that kicked off in February of 1991 in Lakeland, Florida, and ended in December of 1993 in Tokyo. Below are my favorite versions of these twelve songs.

  • Zoo Station - Sydney, 1993
  • Even Better Than The Real Thing - Sydney, 1993
  • One - Sydney, 1993
  • Until The End Of The World - official video
  • Who’s Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses - Album version
  • So Cruel - Album version
  • The Fly - Boston, 2001
  • The Fly - Honorable Mention, Chicago 2005
  • Mysterious Ways - Sydney, 1993
  • Mysterious Ways - Honorable Mention, Chicago 2005
  • Tryin’ To Throw Your Arms Around the World - album version
  • Ultra Violet (Light My Way) - album version
  • Acrobat - Sydney, 1993
  • Love Is Blindness - Sydney, 1993

    Thirty years. Amazing. Lots to reflect on. Maybe, one of these days, I'll post about my experiences with The Joshua Tree and the season of my life spent in the Mojave Desert.
  • Thursday, 11 November 2021

    Back to Blogging... I Hope?

    After more than two years of silence, I've decided that I'd like to start blogging again. Why have I been absent for two years? Well, the truth of the matter is that we got a puppy. Pictured is our not-quite-two-year-old Weimaraner, Tango. He's been absolutely wonderful, and if I continue blogging, he'll be the source of no shortage of material. However, between him and the pandemic, the last couple of years have been nothing short of chaos.

    There's no shortage of topics to write about. I expect a lot of it to be just sharing what interesting YouTube videos I've been watching, podcasts I've been listening to, or maybe occasional news articles that are worth sharing. Maybe I'll share some other projects, too - for example, I've been publishing podcasts on an irregular schedule since early 2019, and may be starting a second podcast project in the near future. All of that ought to be worth sharing, right?

    Well, I suppose we'll see. It's possible that this will be little more than a blip on the radar, but if I can consolidate and synergize some things, it would be nice to start sharing some things here on a more regular basis. In the mean time, thanks for tuning in.

    Sunday, 3 June 2018

    It's a Long Story...

  • Crooked Fingers - Luisa's Bones
  • Menew - Don't Give Up On Us Now
  • Walk the Moon - Shut Up and Dance
  • Cheryl Cole - Under the Sun
  • Ward Thomas - Push for the Stride
  • Reporters Notebook Saturday Good Morning Scotland 2nd Dec 2017 - COMPLETE
  • Big Hooses - Tankerness House - 21st December 2017
  • Big Hooses (Archive Edition) - Thursday 23rd November 2017
  • In conversation - James Angus from Sanday and another chance to hear 'When Phil met Angy Muir' - COMPLETE
  • In Conversation with Colin Blake - COMPLETE
  • In Conversation with David Partner - 30th November 2017 - COMPLETE
  • In Conversation with Linda Gask. - COMPLETE
  • In Conversation with Billy Jolly - COMPLETE
  • In Conversation with Reverend Jack Muir in 2014 - COMPLETE
  • Musical Milestones with Kathryn Sclater
  • Musical Milestones with John Fergusson
  • Friday Requests with Dawn Copland - Friday 23rd March 2018 - COMPLETE
  • An Orkney Gathering presented by Ken Ross - COMPLETE
  • The Orkney Gathering - COMPLETE
  • Tatties and Point - November 2017
  • Tatties and Point 7th December 2017
  • Tatties and Point January 2018 - with Huw Williams and Dave Gray
  • The first ever edition of 'Mercy Me' (with a bonus 'Orkney Connections')
  • The Wey Hid Wis - 14th February 2018 - Interviewing Maggie Harcus from Papay - COMPLETE
  • The Wey Hid Wis December 2017 - COMPLETE
  • The Wey Hid Wis January 2018 - COMPLETE
  • The Wey Hid Wis November 2017 - COMPLETE
  • The Wey Hid Wis October 2017 - COMPLETE
  • The Way Hid Wis 14th March 2018 - COMPLETE
  • Dustin Off The Stoor - Monday 26th March 2018 - COMPLETE
  • Whassigo 1st November 2017 - COMPLETE
  • Whassigo 29th November 2017 - COMPLETE
  • Whassigo 7th February 2018 - COMPLETE
  • Whassigo 7th March 2018 - COMPLETE
  • Whassigo 4th April 2018 - COMPLETE


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  • Sunday, 19 November 2017

    Road Trip Middle Eastern Podcast Update

    For the last two months, I've been trying to track two big stories in the Middle East: the ongoing Qatar crisis, and the independence referendum (and its aftermath) in Iraqi Kurdistan. I get a most of my news from my morning news reviews, but I also get a lot of my news (particularly deeper context) from podcasts. A wedding, a cross-country move, and three months of unemployment disrupted my normal podcast diet, but I'm getting back into it. I had about five hours of driving today, so I was able to catch up on podcasts I'd missed about Iraqi Kurdistan. I've also listened to most of my downloads about Qatar as well. There are lots of different perspectives on these two matters to be heard in these two lists, so enjoy - and take all of them with at least a tiny grain of salt.

    Qatar Dispute
  • In Qatar and Saudi Arabia’s fight, Iran’s the real winner (War College)
  • Inquiry: What's So Special About Qatar? (BBC World Service)
  • What is Happening between Qatar and the GCC [English] (Status Hour)
  • The Qatar Crisis with Lori Plotkin Boghardt (The Washington Institute's Near East PolicyCast)
  • Qatar Gets Cut Off (CSIS)
  • Energy & Geopolitics: Qatar (CSIS)
  • The Showdown in the Gulf Gets Nasty (Foreign Policy Editor's Roundtable)

    Kurdish Referendum
  • Iraqi Kurdistan's Independence Referendum with Michael Knights (The Washington Institute's Near East PolicyCast)
  • Kurdistan Referendum with Bilal Wahab (The Washington Institute's Near East PolicyCast)
  • Iraq & Kurdistan: Energy and Geopolitics (CSIS)
  • Must the War Go On? Let's Talk About Iraq and the Kurds (War on the Rocks)
  • The Kurdish Problem | Episode 80 (Covert Contact - The Blogs of War Podcast)
  • Thursday, 2 November 2017

    New Job, New Photos

    I moved back home in August. After two years of intermittent applications, and over a year of fairly diligent applications, I finally landed a job. I'll be continuing my work in information security. Without getting into detail, I'm optimistic that it will be a good fit in the short term, and set me up for continued career success in the long term.

    As I've done before starting previous positions, I've begun getting things ready for my desk and workstation. That includes things like professional files that I've collected over the years, but it also includes something a bit more mundane: photos. On my last workstation, my desktop background rotated through photos that I took on Operation Highlander. So, I'll be replicating those. I've spun through my photos from my 2003, 2004, and 2012 to 2013 trips to Europe, most of which was spent in Scotland, and copied a bunch of those photos for loading into a wallpaper rotation. One of my favorites, still, is the attached photo of a December 2013 sunset, witnessed atop Wideford Hill on the Orkney Mainland with my friend Michelle (AKA "Rock Sniffer").

    For the entirety of the time I spent in my last job, I thought that I needed to add a bunch of my photos from time spent in the Middle East, and particularly my photos from the Sultanate of Oman. So, I went through all of those photos, picked my favorites, and copied them as well. The attached photo made the cut, even though it's not one of mine. (Frequent readers of this infrequently updated blog might remember it from this post, where I discussed my efforts to find the village of Hamaam outside the Omani capital of Muscat. I wish I'd been the one to take this photo, and I'm grateful to the Internet for providing it!

    I'm adding another group of desktop background photos as well: photos from my long-removed life in the Mojave Desert. More than a decade ago, I cut my teeth as a federal contractor by participating in U.S. Army training operations. I didn't take many photos back then, because we were regularly reminded about security requirements; but there were some occasions to do some desert photography, and my waning days in that neck of the woods provided me with a couple of opportunities to snap some photos (including from a helicopter on my last day). I took the attached photo of a Joshua tree between my apartment and the facility where I worked, using actual black and white film - those days are long gone! So, as I work on one project or another, I'll be able to reminisce about my younger days in the heat and the sand. I chose a few that show various aspects of the base itself. I recently spent some time downloading some of the photos from the National Training Center/Fort Irwin and 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment Facebook pages. I'm not sure if they'll get added at some point or not.

    These desktop background images will be supplemented by something I've maintained at both of my last two jobs: a picture frame with actual, bona fide photographs. I know that electronic picture frames have been available for a few years, but as an information security professional, I consider them to be nothing more than non-secure Internet-of-Shit garbage. So, I went to Fred Meyer and printed off a ton of photos to add to those that I'd been using since 2014. There are a bunch of pictures of me and Lady Jaye. Then, there are photos of me with other folks (and one of just me). Next up are photos of Scotland, some of which are redundant to the desktop photo gallery, and some of which I didn't even take. Then, there are some pictures of my home state and my alma mater. Next up are pictures from various desert locales, some that I took, some that were offered up by my Facebook feed. After that, there are overhead and/or satellite pictures of various places that are important to me. Then, there are some photos of public figures whom I respect: Presidents Washington and Lincoln, Sultan Qaboos, General Mattis (pictured), Wilfred Thesiger, T.E. Lawrence, and various Orcadian Gordon Highlanders. Next, it's motivational images. After that, there are some fine art selections - dogs playing poker, for example. Finally, there are a bunch of funny pictures.

    So, at the very least, all of these real and digital images will help to make me more comfortable as I work on one project or another. In addition, I expect that some of them will turn into conversation pieces that will help me to establish relationships with my co-workers. I mean, who's not going to be game for chatting with the guy who's got a picture of St. Mattis of Quantico at their desk?